So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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