i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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