with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What did we do last night that was yellow?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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