I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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