The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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