She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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