You work out of a Hotel?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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