how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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