Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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