I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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