your parents love me but you hate me
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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