Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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