how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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