i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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