Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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