You're my little dorito
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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