So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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