I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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