just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
