Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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