I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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