I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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