Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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