That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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