that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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