now i know why i became what i already was.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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