He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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