I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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