butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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