He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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