Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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