I only kidnapped one of them. chill
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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