You work out of a Hotel?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
