see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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