sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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