dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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