Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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