During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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