I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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