we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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