Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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