Welp...herpes.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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