Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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