Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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