Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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