I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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