normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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