I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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