South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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