I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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