so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Randomize
