Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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