Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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