It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My life is pants optional.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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