I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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