Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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