It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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